rest in purgatory

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Ezra Koenig.

qq

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.